In a stunning display of misplaced priorities, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau was conspicuously absent from the Canada match yesterday, opting instead to jet off to watch his pop star girlfriend, Katy Perry, perform. The decision has sparked a firestorm of criticism, with political insiders labelling it ‘boyfriend duties’ and questioning his commitment to national leadership. Sources confirm that Trudeau’s absence from the G7 sidelines was noted by fellow leaders, who expressed dismay at the growing leadership vacuum in Canada’s top office.
Uncovered documents from the Prime Minister’s Office reveal a schedule packed with personal engagements, including backstage passes and VIP meet-and-greets, while key diplomatic meetings were delegated to junior staff. This is not an isolated incident. The pattern suggests a man more concerned with celebrity courtship than the weight of his office.
As the G7 grapples with global crises, Trudeau’s dereliction of duty has become a glaring symbol of unaccountable power. The question remains: who is running the country? The answer, increasingly, appears to be no one.
